8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
what day is it and did you see me today?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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