how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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