I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
