considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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