Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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