That's intense
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize