she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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