idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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