On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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