quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
