But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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