Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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