What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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