they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I am morally bankrupt
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
