Quick, to the slutcave!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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