Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
