weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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