You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
