Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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