Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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