i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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