is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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