I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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