Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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