Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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