Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
