I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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