Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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