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My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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