As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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