I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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