i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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