Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Never joke about your clitoris.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
