How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm jealous of your bromance
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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