It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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