Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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