i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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