Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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