well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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