Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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