i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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