let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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