she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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