Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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