I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize