Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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