Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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