I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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