I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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