called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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