her facebook's as public as her vagina
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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