he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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