Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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