it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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