Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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